#24: What type of cheese is a solitary mathematician?

A proof-alone!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provolone

#23: What cheese is secretly a grizzly in disguise?

A camo-bear!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camembert

#22: What cheese does a calf wear around its neck?

A baby-bell

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babybel

#21: What instrument does Cheese play?

 The Ricotta!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricotta
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recorder

#20: What type of cheese is chamomile?

A calm-tea

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comt%C3%A9_(cheese)

#19: What cheese do pigs eat for enlightenment?

Boar-zen

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boursin_(cheese)

#18: What semitic cheese fits in a glass slipper?

Matzo-rella

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozzarella

#17: What cheese is most sensitive about its thighs?

Cottage cheese

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottage_cheese

#16: What cheese is best for sewing?

String cheese

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_cheese

#15: What unattractive cheese comes from Down Under?

Aussie-uggo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asiago_cheese

#14: What is the holiest cheese?

Swiss

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_cheese

#13: What do you call a promiscuous cheese?

Easy Cheese

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easy_cheese

#12: What type of cheese has the highest GPA?

Époisses (A+)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epoisses_cheese

#11: What do you call a cheese that regularly puts on makeup?

Mascara-prone

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mascarpone

#10: What cheese do old people have?

Gray-hair

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gruy%C3%A8re_(cheese)

#9: What type of cheese is on Match.com?

Kraft Singles

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraft_Singles

#8: What do you call it when you go to the bathroom after having a lot of cheese?

 A Cheeze Whiz

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_wiz

#7: What type of cheese was Ponce de Leon searching for?

The Fontina of Youth

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fontina

#6: What cheese is minty?

A menthol!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmental

#5: What type of cheese is a great chest moisturizer?

Rib-lotion!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reblochon

#4: What type of cheese does everybody love?

Romano!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romano_cheese
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Romano

#3: What do you call a cheese that corrodes your plumbing?

A Valve-Eat-A!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velveeta

#2: What type of cheese worked at a bank during the housing bubble?

Approve-a-loan!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provolone

#1: What do you call cheese thats melty and sticky?

A goo, duh!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gouda